To my fellow office workers:

[bjarvis]

When using the office copier for copying very detailed and intensely personal medical & financial records, I strongly recommend you remember to take your originals with you when you're done instead of leaving them on the sheet feeder output tray. If you must leave documents behind, please consider bearer bonds or large checks made out in my name. Thank you.

Comments

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

so what did you do with the originals?

my temptation would be to return to their mailbox, in an envelope, with a printed note commenting on how INTERESTING their personal details are. and of course, not sign the note, so they can wonder just who Knows All About Them.