To my fellow office workers:

[bjarvis]

When using the office copier for copying very detailed and intensely personal medical & financial records, I strongly recommend you remember to take your originals with you when you're done instead of leaving them on the sheet feeder output tray. If you must leave documents behind, please consider bearer bonds or large checks made out in my name. Thank you.

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[stormecho.livejournal.com]

On a similar issue, I once sent a confirming email to the wrong party letting them know of our plans to see Naked Boys Singing. It seems I may have outed myself in the Connecticut yards.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Oops! :-)