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Salon in Bethesda, MD Salon in Bethesda, MD
No one is waxing my package. I'm certainly not paying $20 for the torture.

Date: 2006-05-15 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moofedct.livejournal.com
I think $20.00 is cheap. C'mon, you can afford it.

Date: 2006-05-16 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
They'd have to pay *me* a vastly larger sum before I'd even consider it.

Date: 2006-05-16 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moofedct.livejournal.com
I'd call you an old fuddy duddy who is no fun, but I suspect that the opposite is true.

Date: 2006-05-16 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
I'd like to think so, anyway. That's my official story and I'm sticking to it! :-)

Date: 2006-05-15 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dendren.livejournal.com
{clears throat}... sir, I do hope you never let anyone wax your package, regardless of the cost. A hottie like you should be man-hairy not waxed and baby smooth :P

Date: 2006-05-16 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
Mammals are meant to be furry. With the exception of being minus my tonsils & wisdom teeth, I am as nature intended.

Date: 2006-05-16 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dendren.livejournal.com
yum, sounds like a commercial... All natural. Tastes great, more filling!

Date: 2006-05-16 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
Organic & free-range... that's me!

Date: 2006-05-16 08:40 pm (UTC)
jss: (badger)
From: [personal profile] jss
Ah, but do you taste great? We shall have to sample.

Date: 2006-05-15 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deege.livejournal.com
Maybe they're talking about the Sunga Wax.

Date: 2006-05-16 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
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