actually, there's a much easier way to observe the phenomenon than looking for space-time distortions: are there any small bodies orbiting your waistline? do you have any lunar bodies?
lying flat on your back (as you did overnight) disrupts their orbit, so you may have lost them. But you can get them back: while standing, take a pinch of salt, or sugar, and holding your hand in front of yer belt, throw the crystals horizontally (either left or right, the physics is the same for clockwise and counterclockwise satellites).
If you've really acquired enough mass, at least a few of the salt or sugar crystals will orbit you around the waistline.
then you really WILL be the master of your own universe. or planetary system, at least.
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Date: 2008-12-08 02:25 pm (UTC)lying flat on your back (as you did overnight) disrupts their orbit, so you may have lost them. But you can get them back: while standing, take a pinch of salt, or sugar, and holding your hand in front of yer belt, throw the crystals horizontally (either left or right, the physics is the same for clockwise and counterclockwise satellites).
If you've really acquired enough mass, at least a few of the salt or sugar crystals will orbit you around the waistline.
then you really WILL be the master of your own universe. or planetary system, at least.