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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

I've been busy!

A while ago, I had a drunken weekend met this guy at a state function who said that deficits don't matter, and I believed him (-250 points). I routinely take extended vacations instead of doing my job (-250 points). I appointed unqualified yes men to key government positions (-350 points). I needed to look decisive for the TV cameras so I sent the military off to invade another country without cause (-1500 points). I defended staff who were both incompetent and leaked official secrets for petty revenge (-500 points).

Overall, I've been incredibly evil (-2850 points). For Christmas I deserve to be impeached!

Sincerely,
George W. Bush

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Date: 2005-12-07 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-fat-muffin.livejournal.com
bravo on the anti-memeage!

Date: 2005-12-07 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com
Thanks, but I have to admit it was kinda like shooting fish in a barrel. :-^

Typo

Date: 2005-12-07 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzygruf.livejournal.com
"Impeached" (sic) is a common typo when referring to this president. "BEHEADED" is the correct spelling.

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