Sweet Baby Jesus...

[bjarvis]

I'm on the telephone, waiting for others to arrive for a conference call. The on-hold music sounds like the orchestras of "M. Butterfly" and "Oklahoma!" in a cage fight to the death --and neither is winning.

Make it stop!

Comments

[madknits.livejournal.com]

As the rabbis teach us, it could always be worse.

It could be West Side Story dueling it out to the death with Les Mis.

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

It could be "Mmmmbop" by Hanson on a repetitive loop

[jss]

> Sweet Baby Jesus...

Really? How did you prepare the baby Jesus, what marinade did you use, did you honey-glaze or what? Enquiring minds want to know!

[beartalon.livejournal.com]

Calling a Chilean software company - the musak Bontempi organ/Casio keyboard version of "Way Down upon the Swanee River"... just the first verse repeated, after an abrupt screechy note. I was on hold for 20 minutes. I had no choice.