yeah, yeah, yeah, you're just protesting too much.
you were NIFOC because you were [?secretly?subconsciously?] hoping that the appliances would get delivered early, while you were en deshabille; the hunky delivery men would look at you, you'd look at them, the disco music would swell out of nowhere, their clothes would get tossed at (if not in) the washer, and ... oh well, you know the rest.
c'mon, brian, you live with a porn star, you KNOW how these things go. don't go all disingenuous on us.
so tell us, didja boff the delivery guys? did you inaugurate the top of the new dryer? enquiring minds need to know (and/or fantasise)
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Date: 2005-11-11 05:39 am (UTC)you were NIFOC because you were [?secretly?subconsciously?] hoping that the appliances would get delivered early, while you were en deshabille; the hunky delivery men would look at you, you'd look at them, the disco music would swell out of nowhere, their clothes would get tossed at (if not in) the washer, and ... oh well, you know the rest.
c'mon, brian, you live with a porn star, you KNOW how these things go. don't go all disingenuous on us.
so tell us, didja boff the delivery guys? did you inaugurate the top of the new dryer? enquiring minds need to know (and/or fantasise)