The tree we so lovingly killed for the baby Jesus has expired: it's been shedding needles at an incredible pace despite our watering and embalming efforts.
are you sure your efforts for watering were sufficient ? (the evidence is they were not). You know, if you took the tree into the hot tub with you on a daily basis, I'm SURE it would have been happier and lasted longer. so what's a little tinsel in the pump when you compare to a longer life for your sacrificial tree?
hang a little mistletoe from its boughs and bears could have snogged beneath the mistletoe... I tell ya, it's a win-win situation.
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Date: 2008-01-03 03:40 pm (UTC)are you sure your efforts for watering were sufficient ? (the evidence is they were not). You know, if you took the tree into the hot tub with you on a daily basis, I'm SURE it would have been happier and lasted longer. so what's a little tinsel in the pump when you compare to a longer life for your sacrificial tree?
hang a little mistletoe from its boughs and bears could have snogged beneath the mistletoe... I tell ya, it's a win-win situation.