does the kit come with a bullwhip and lessons on how to crack it overhead?
does it come with a bullhorn?
you're moving people between floors - will the company be installing Batpoles to speed up the body-transfer rate? or inflatable slides like on airplanes? will you make people take off high-heeled shoes before jumping down the slide?
this really DOES appeal to your sheepdog instincts. Go for it!
(we want JPGs of you in the full People Mover drag, you realise)
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Date: 2007-10-17 09:10 pm (UTC)Spiff-EEE
does the kit come with a bullwhip and lessons on how to crack it overhead?
does it come with a bullhorn?
you're moving people between floors - will the company be installing Batpoles to speed up the body-transfer rate? or inflatable slides like on airplanes? will you make people take off high-heeled shoes before jumping down the slide?
this really DOES appeal to your sheepdog instincts. Go for it!
(we want JPGs of you in the full People Mover drag, you realise)