That Fun-Loving Scamp, Jesus

Old joke:
"Have you found Jesus?"
"Yup! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time!"

Nearly identical:
"You heard they cancelled Easter? Turned out Jesus was hiding behind the couch the whole time."

While helping allanh clean up his mom's (& her boyfriend's) apartment, we were hanging enough pictures to put the Louvre to shame. The boyfriend had one particular picture which absolutely needed to be hung somewhere: all others were expendible, but not his picture of Jesus.

Naturally, it was the one picture we couldn't find for the longest time. We searched stacks of pictures, looked around various boxes, checked the kitchen and bathroom but found nothing. This is effectively a bachelor apartment: there aren't that many places to hid a picture.

We did eventually find Jesus when we moved furniture to hang a large nautical picture. Sure enough, Jesus was hiding behind the couch the whole time.