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bjarvis ([personal profile] bjarvis) wrote2005-12-24 02:21 pm
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Ah, the holidays

It's xmas eve and I am so glad I'm not anywhere near a shopping mall right now.

My shopping was largely done weeks ago, save for a few stocking stuffers. The gifts are wrapped & under the tree; the stocking items are primed & ready for rapid deployment in a suitably sneaky fashion some time late tonight/early tomorrow.

My dear hubby is being a seasonably appropriate tease about what he's giving me. This either means that it's something faaaabulous (like chocolate or a contract on my parents) or he hasn't figured it out yet because he still needs to do last minute shopping. My money would be on the latter if I had any left. Ah, the magic of xmas.

[livejournal.com profile] jearbear65oh & hubby David telephoned a couple of hours ago to say that they were thinking of us, bless their furry little hearts. Mom called too, relaying that their bank extends their holiday greetings to me. Being full of xmas cheerTM, I didn't tell her to bite me but I did think it very loudly. I'm sure Kent can buff my finger indentations out of the telephone handset eventually.

I suppose I should go make myself useful cleaning up the place for our guest, but I'd rather surf the net for porn. Decisions, decisions.

[identity profile] excessor.livejournal.com 2005-12-24 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I vote porn. You can always get new guests.

[identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com 2005-12-24 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I *do* like how you think.

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2005-12-24 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
True. And while guests eventually leave, porn is forever. :-)

[identity profile] excessor.livejournal.com 2005-12-24 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, finally! Someone who understands porn.

Sadly, I've stopped going to porn sites (except for watch sites, because watch porn is never out of style). Oh, and car porn is ok, too.

Hmm. Perhaps you could suggest some good porn sites.

[identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com 2005-12-24 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You left out the "oh" in [livejournal.com profile] jearbear65oh. I know, I know, it's easy because he hasn't posted anything (public, at least) since Nov. 1. ;-)

Happy holidays, hon!

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2005-12-24 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Good catch, thank you! Fixed!

And happy holidays to you & your hubby!

[identity profile] paigemom.livejournal.com 2005-12-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I know what you're getting but I ain't tellin'...