Halloween Overload

[bjarvis]

A few days ago, Kent agreed we should arm ourselves appropriately with candy should the neighbourhood kids come trick-or-treating. What harm could it do?

When I was out shopping on Sunday, I bought a couple of bags of little Kit-Kat bars as they're something I always looked forward to when I was a kid. And I tossed in some M&Ms for variety. And then some Three Musketeers as Kent likes them. And things kinda got out of hand from there.

I was a good boy: I didn't touch the stash before Halloween. Not much, anyway.

And not a soul came to our door. Nada. We have 15 lbs of freakin' Halloween mini candy bars to give away and not a kid approached our house. Now I have to eat the entire basket of goodies myself.

BURN IN HELL YOU LITTLE TWERPS!

Comments

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Guess what I'm having for breakfast!

[allanh.livejournal.com]

Kent.

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

with crushed kit-kat + chocolate sauce. mmmmmmm!

if you ask him nicely (or lick in the appropriate places) I'm sure he'll return the favour.

You might want to use dark-coloured sheets though. chocolate stains don't come out of white linens easily.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

They probably don't come out of dark-colored ones any easier, but I guess they won't be quite as obvious (or quite as open to, um, misinterpretation).

But the real reason I'm responding is to say, "Wow! Look who's here!"

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Nah, neither of us do mornings well. Midnight snack would be a better metaphor.