[identity profile] excessor.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you imagine the parties you could have? You could use such lines as:

“Hey…anyone wanna launch a rocket with me?”

[identity profile] moofedct.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And what, prey tell, does a Canadian want with a missle complex?

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, nothing... *whistling nonchalantly*

[identity profile] moofedct.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just all uppity because your dollar is worth more than the greenback.

[identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY! how mucha this here PLAY money do you WANT?

[identity profile] moofedct.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
As much as I can get...cheaply. :)

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I can think of some ways you could earn some CDN dollars... :-)

[identity profile] moofedct.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...

lolcats funny cat pictures

[identity profile] manley1.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That would seriously be the best gift of all time.

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The only thing which might be able to top such a present might be a used space shuttle or a small country.

[identity profile] quirkstreet.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Missile silos. Meh. Been there, done that. ;-)

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll show you mine if you show me yours! :-)
jss: (badger)

[personal profile] jss 2007-10-03 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This just cries out for a <sound voice="columbia" effect="derision"> Ha! I've seen it! </sound>

[identity profile] cuyahogarvr.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm..... plenty of room for children AND those lovely grandchildren you and kent4str keep talking about.........

[identity profile] rsc.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... $1.5 mil seems a little low.

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2007-10-02 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Active nukes are extra.

[identity profile] greyguy-sf.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, no, that land is in the OTHER Washington, it is far to far from your place.

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
True, but fully armed, no where on the planet is out of reach. :-)