State of the Union?

[bjarvis]

I missed the State of the Union address last night... I was sorting pr0n or something like.

So, who are we invading this year?

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[discord35.livejournal.com]

I'm reading a quote from an interview with Tony Snow yesterday on Good Morning America. Robin Roberts asked what the best part of the President's speech would be. Tony answered, "You know, it's difficult to say. It's like looking in a drawer full of diamonds." :-/

[kent4str.livejournal.com]

Or turds.

[madknits.livejournal.com]

I went English Country Dancing last night. Several dances from the late 17th and mid 18th century were much better than listing to that idiot who only makes my blood boil.

Oh, and I think we're invading the Newfoundland.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I think we're invading the Newfoundland.

For the oil, no doubt. Lord knows there's no fish left.

[madknits.livejournal.com]

Nah, we need something other than our Texas Village Idiot to laugh at, and Newfs are so much better natured.

[copperred.livejournal.com]

So, who are we invading this year?

Jamaica. American medical students who could barely spell their own names had to be rescued from a life of never-ending ganja-smoking and reckless hedonism. Plus we might actually win this one!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Plus we might actually win this one!

Never underestimate our leaders willness to send off our men & women in uniform utterly unprepared for the Jamaicans' sophisticated reggae-based weapon systems. It'll be a bloodbath, I tell you!

[unzeugmatic.livejournal.com]

Grenada.

It's sort of a Greatest Hits of the 80s thing.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

And if the One True President Reagan did it, then it must have the blessings of the Almighty.

Of course, the entire invasion could be derailed if the aircraft carrier's Garmin GPS tells the helm to drive into a jersey wall.

[madknits.livejournal.com]

Since she is Queen of Grenada (as well as Canada, Australia and New Zealand), guess who wasn't amused by the fact that we invaded her realm?

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Worse, she had to knight Reagan per the honours recommendation list written up by Thatcher. shudder

[musicbearmn.livejournal.com]

Saskatechewan. Lord knows we need the wheat.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Behold our gluten-based victory! With bonus helpings of potash, uranium and natural gas!

[musicbearmn.livejournal.com]

There ya go!

[rsc.livejournal.com]

"Sorting"? Is that what it's called now?

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

yes. it involves a hat, and nomination into Griffindor, Hufflepuff etc

(and now I have a "the internet is for pr0n" earworm again. hold your dick and doubleclick!)

[jss]

"Grab," not "hold." (Sorry, Kate.)

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

oh, Trekkie Monster!!

why you think the net was born? pr0n! pr0n! pr0n!