The spell checker was down too.

[bjarvis]

This was attached to the freight elevator at my office this morning.

Elevator repair and English spelling are separate skillsets. Urbana office, 2006-10-11

Comments

[abqdan.livejournal.com]

Sign from the grocery store yesterday "On Sale - cretified Angus Beef". Since I don't know much about cretification (similar to smoking maybe?) I passed on that.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

I don't know much about cretification

Sounds like a process involving chalk. Not tempting.