The spell checker was down too.

[bjarvis]

This was attached to the freight elevator at my office this morning.

Elevator repair and English spelling are separate skillsets. Urbana office, 2006-10-11

Comments

That's it! Les is in the wrong profession

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

My boss should be in elevator repair.

He gave an us an agenda for yesterday's meeting.

It should say:

"Rosie wins Excellence Award."

His agenda:

"Rosi wins Excellance award."

[emramesha.livejournal.com]

**tee hee**

[abqdan.livejournal.com]

Sign from the grocery store yesterday "On Sale - cretified Angus Beef". Since I don't know much about cretification (similar to smoking maybe?) I passed on that.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

I don't know much about cretification

Sounds like a process involving chalk. Not tempting.

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

My building has had a notice by the garbage disposal room advising people on how to use it so that it can "effectivally" be cleaned. It's been up for months. :)

[jwg.livejournal.com]

In our office building in Tech Square, the building management used to post memos explaining something or other about building maintenance complete with spelling and grammar errors. Once I wrote a memo in their style on a their letter head about elevator passes being needed to use the elevator under certain conditions and posted in in various spots.

Several people complained to me (I was a manager in our organization) about the outrageous building policy described in the letter.

[jss]

> [...] on a their letter head

I'm torn between asking if you're using a stereotypical Italian accent or intentionally and incorrectly saying you should've used "they're" there. Insert your own joke here.

(Hee!)

[rsc.livejournal.com]

This is an example of what I have referred to, on Usenet, as Coren's Law. I'm also trying to come up with an appropriate meaning of "building maintenance complete with spelling and grammar errors".

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

not only bad spelling, but laminated too, so it'll last longer