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[bjarvis]

Salon in Bethesda, MD No one is waxing my package. I'm certainly not paying $20 for the torture.

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[moofedct.livejournal.com]

I think $20.00 is cheap. C'mon, you can afford it.

[dendren.livejournal.com]

{clears throat}... sir, I do hope you never let anyone wax your package, regardless of the cost. A hottie like you should be man-hairy not waxed and baby smooth :P

[deege.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're talking about the Sunga Wax.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Mammals are meant to be furry. With the exception of being minus my tonsils & wisdom teeth, I am as nature intended.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

They'd have to pay *me* a vastly larger sum before I'd even consider it.

[moofedct.livejournal.com]

I'd call you an old fuddy duddy who is no fun, but I suspect that the opposite is true.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think so, anyway. That's my official story and I'm sticking to it! :-)

[dendren.livejournal.com]

yum, sounds like a commercial... All natural. Tastes great, more filling!

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

Organic & free-range... that's me!

[jss]

Ah, but do you taste great? We shall have to sample.