bjarvis | Mangled Santa Meme

I entered my name and was a little disappointed with the output so I modified it to be more to my liking. Can you spot the changes? :-)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I gave

ohwolfman a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I helped

jwg across the street (6 points). In June I gave

tbone1961 a kidney (1000 points). In March I broke

paigemom's X-Box (250 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1301 points). For Christmas I deserve absolute power of life & death over the entire earth!

Sincerely,
bjarvis