bjarvis | This Morning's Reader-Inspired Post

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paigemom says: You never talk much about house/relationship dynamics.

Let me illustrate by example. This morning,

cuyahogarvr took some frozen chicken breasts out of the freezer to thaw for dinner tonight.

kent4str sees them on the kitchen counter.

kent4str: Hey! There's something cold & dead on the counter!

bjarvis: My hopes & dreams?

kent4str: If it was that, you'd hear stomping sounds!

cuyahogarvr: Behave yourselves, you two.

Ah, witty morning repartee. Not for the fainthearted like myself.