Rant: Ana Nicole Smith

[bjarvis]

She was irrelevant as a stripper, irrelevant as a golddigger, irrelevant as a drugged-out TV hostess and now irrelevant as having passed away.

Outside of wasting vast amounts of column inches in rapturous celebrity-ogling, her life has come & gone without doing a damn thing for anyone but herself. But don't worry, all you gossip columnists... I'm sure another coke-adled blonde with big tits will overdose again soon, guaranteeing your job security. And we'll always have Paris Hilton.

Comments

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

Here, here!

I commented about my lack of compassion for her last night before bed. :-)

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

I laugh everytime i see her crushed in the "Epic Movie" trailer after saying "I'm So Hot"....someone needs to make a repetitive loop of it. so we can play it anytime we just arent having a good day.

"I'm So Hot" crush. "I'm So Hot" crush. (evil grin)

[snowboardjoe.livejournal.com]

Ana who?

That's what my response was. I really did not know who she was. When I saw the headline on my phone, I wiki'd here to see what I had missed. It appears I missed nothing. Oh well...

Ana Nicole, preserved for the ages

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

While I fully agree with you about the newsworthiness or otherwise of Ms Smith, here's a blog entry by Chris Hansen on a rilly scary idea about her mortal remains.

aaaaiiieeeee!