Canadianisms

[bjarvis]

Saw this a while ago and loved it... it so sounds like my parents.

Dear Frek,

Today I got my pogey from the feds so I went and bought myself a 2-4 and a mickey of screech. Last time I had screech was when I was on The Rock. Bunch of hosers there I tell you, and I swear they are all offside. It was the summer of 03 and also visited The Peg, Hogtown and had my birthday in Cowtown. Personally I’m from Lotus Land. It’s a nice place, but I wouldn’t mind being east a bit to experience the Chinook one year.

Anyway, I continued shopping, and drove a couple of clicks to the nearest Tim’s. Got myself a double double then headed over to pick myself up some poutine for dinner. Still had some loonies and toonies left so I went and picked up some Homo milk, then headed home. I kicked off my runners, then flopped down on the chesterfield to watch the tories and the grits battle it out. Anyway, I’m just being a keener now so I’ll take off.

Love, you’re favourite puck bunny, Aurora.


Translations available upon request. :-)

Comments

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you mean that in the nicest way. :-)

You can take the boy out of Canada, but you can't take the Canuck out of the boy.

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

I was thinking you were full of Homo Milk. That's the juice of a fine Canuck. :) Where's your toque, BTW? Turfed out in some fit of spring cleaning?