A Career Revelation

[bjarvis]

Earlier this evening, I realized that my dream job isn't to be a Unix administrator or tech project manager. Rather, my dream job is to be a writer for The Onion.

Ah, the possibilities...

Comments

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

I got Danny an Onion 365-day calendar for work...only to find it's not, err...work safe! :-)

[vasilatos]

I've always seen you as a writer for American Science & Surplus. You'd be great.

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Is it anybody's dream job to be a Unix administrator? It's a nice job, but dreamy?

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Yah, you could do that. And the spelling would be UK/Canadian, too! ;-)

[allanh.livejournal.com]

What makes you think you aren't already a writer for The Onion?

Just email 'em a few of your LJ entries.

[deege.livejournal.com]

Snarking for a living seems quite fulfilling.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Wait, *I* am the snark-master of this LJ group. :-)

I just keep it underwraps.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait...the REASON I said that is that a co-worker put a sign up by my desk in my old office:

"This is a SNARKY zone. Enter at your own risk."

It always gets a laugh. :-)