2006-06-06

bjarvis: (Brian's brain)
2006-06-06 08:18 am
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To my fellow office workers:

When using the office copier for copying very detailed and intensely personal medical & financial records, I strongly recommend you remember to take your originals with you when you're done instead of leaving them on the sheet feeder output tray. If you must leave documents behind, please consider bearer bonds or large checks made out in my name. Thank you.
bjarvis: (Brian's brain)
2006-06-06 08:18 am
Entry tags:

To my fellow office workers:

When using the office copier for copying very detailed and intensely personal medical & financial records, I strongly recommend you remember to take your originals with you when you're done instead of leaving them on the sheet feeder output tray. If you must leave documents behind, please consider bearer bonds or large checks made out in my name. Thank you.
bjarvis: (sundae)
2006-06-06 08:52 am

Birthday Boy [livejournal.com profile] trapezebear!

Happy birthday... go have a chocolate sundae in celebration!
bjarvis: (sundae)
2006-06-06 08:52 am

Birthday Boy [profile] trapezebear!

Happy birthday... go have a chocolate sundae in celebration!
bjarvis: (Challenger)
2006-06-06 09:41 am
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'Cause I haven't done a meme in at least ten minutes...

Having no free will of my own, I'm following [livejournal.com profile] london_bill on this one. :-)

You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

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Natural Causes

73%

Bomb

67%

Gunshot

53%

Drowning

47%

Disappear

47%

Disease

40%

Posion

40%

Suffocated

33%

Suicide

33%

Cut Throat

33%

Stabbed

33%

Eaten

27%

Accident

13%

How Will You Die??
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bjarvis: (Challenger)
2006-06-06 09:41 am
Entry tags:

'Cause I haven't done a meme in at least ten minutes...

Having no free will of my own, I'm following [livejournal.com profile] london_bill on this one. :-)

You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

</td>

Natural Causes

73%

Bomb

67%

Gunshot

53%

Drowning

47%

Disappear

47%

Disease

40%

Posion

40%

Suffocated

33%

Suicide

33%

Cut Throat

33%

Stabbed

33%

Eaten

27%

Accident

13%

How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.com