A Quiet St. Patty's

Both home & work seem to be drama-free so far, and I'm hoping it will stay that way.

It will be a good day to catch up on some pointless paper-pushing documentation at work, assign some tasks to various minions valued colleagues and generally lose myself in a chocolate sundae at lunchtime. It's also payday... a large sundae is in order, I think.

A Quiet St. Patty's

Both home & work seem to be drama-free so far, and I'm hoping it will stay that way.

It will be a good day to catch up on some pointless paper-pushing documentation at work, assign some tasks to various minions valued colleagues and generally lose myself in a chocolate sundae at lunchtime. It's also payday... a large sundae is in order, I think.

Dear Thomas V. Hubbell...

You don't know me, but I've learned a great deal about you since the refurbished Palm Tungsten E2 you returned to Circuit City arrived at my home this afternoon. I won more than I thought with that particular eBay auction.

I have your home & cell numbers so I suppose I could give you a call to give you the news, but it's more fun to do it here.

Seriously, dude, if you're planning a career in law enforcement --according to your resume-- you should know a bit about identity theft & how to avoid it. Things like shredding old documents, not giving out key information and erasing data from electronic devices before giving them away. OK, I know you're a little young but with a 3.8 GPA, you should know better. Your girlfriend Kim seems very pretty so perhaps she distracted you; I have her telephone numbers too, so I suppose I could ask.

BTW, I hope you do well on your Math 120 quiz this afternoon. It's on sections 4.4 and 4.6, in case you've forgotten.

Luv,
Brian

Dear Thomas V. Hubbell...

You don't know me, but I've learned a great deal about you since the refurbished Palm Tungsten E2 you returned to Circuit City arrived at my home this afternoon. I won more than I thought with that particular eBay auction.

I have your home & cell numbers so I suppose I could give you a call to give you the news, but it's more fun to do it here.

Seriously, dude, if you're planning a career in law enforcement --according to your resume-- you should know a bit about identity theft & how to avoid it. Things like shredding old documents, not giving out key information and erasing data from electronic devices before giving them away. OK, I know you're a little young but with a 3.8 GPA, you should know better. Your girlfriend Kim seems very pretty so perhaps she distracted you; I have her telephone numbers too, so I suppose I could ask.

BTW, I hope you do well on your Math 120 quiz this afternoon. It's on sections 4.4 and 4.6, in case you've forgotten.

Luv,
Brian